My Recipes & Favorite Dishes

 I am a huge foodie… and by huge I mean I’m fat… very fat, but I can’t help it, I love food.  You don’t get to be 350+ lbs by just looking at it though.  You need to know how to cook it so it tastes good.  So it makes you salivate just thinking about the food you are about to make.  This part of the website is dedicated to my obsession with good food.  All my favorite recipes, some original, some inspired from my favorite chefs and restaurants.  I want to share some of my all time tastiest bits with you so you too can know the joys of eating so much you feel like you got kicked in the got by Lou Kang (Insert bycicle kick sound from Mortal Kombat 1 here).