Sage Pork Chop


3-6 lbs Chuck Roast
1 Packet Ranch Mix
1 Packet Beef Gravy Mix
1/4 Cup Butter cubed
1/2 Cup thinly Sliced Yellow Onion
4 Roughly chopped Celery stalks
1/2 lbs bag baby carrots or sliced carrots
1 lbs quartered red potatoes
4 TBSP Minced Garlic
2 TBSP Ground Black Pepper + 1 TBSP
1 TBSP Kosher Salt +1 TSP



1/2 Cup Red Wine
3/4 Cup Water
2 TBSP Worcestershire Sauce
1 TSP Liquid Smoke



1 TBSP Red Pepper Flake
2 Minced Chipotle Peppers
1 TSP Adobo Sauce


Cast Iron Skillet
Large Slow Cooker


  • In slow cooker add Liquids and mix together well.
  • Integrate garlic, half of gravy mix, 1 TBSP Salt, 1 TBSP Pepper, add any optionals you want.
  • Add vegetables to slow cooker.
  • If necessary, trim roast of any silver skin or gristle.
  • Brown on all sides in a very hot cast iron skillet.
  • Mix remaining spices, gravy, and ranch packet and coat roast on all sides.
  • Float roast on top of vegetables
  • Cover roast with cubed butter pieces and cook the roast for 6 hours on medium (275F)


  • Separate liquid from solids after cooking.
  • Move liquid to a medium saucepan and bring to a boil.
  • Add 1/2 Cup Water
  • 1/4 cup Red Wine
  • 2 TBSP Cornstarch
  • Whisk vigorously until the gravy thickens slightly, shoudl coat the back of a spoon.


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